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What are some slogans for each type?


ESFP: Can I smoke this?

ISTP: No, I’m not a serial killer.

INTJ: Are you wrong or am I right?

ESTJ: Doing nothing out of the ordinary since the beginning of time

ESTP: Hold my beer…

ISFJ: I’m sorry, eh?

ISTJ: Bureaucracies give me hard-ons

ENTJ: No, you don’t understand, I really am a Nigerian Prince!

ENTP: It’s only game. Why you heff to be mad?

ISFP: Can I smoke this while listening to Drake?

INFP: Why is nobody interested in the special snowflake things I’m interested in? :(

ESFJ: muh feelings, muh social norms

ENFP: holds up spork

INTP: Where are my underpants?

ENFJ: muh feelings, muh humanistic values

INFJ: whimpers quietly


you seem to have me confused
with a weaker breed of woman.
lift your jaw up off the floor
and listen carefully
when i tell you
this is how i want to be pleased.
don’t be hurt if i laugh at you
when you try that knight in shining armour
bullshit with me.

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Enough! You can sit here and let old wounds fester, as krogan have always done.
Or you can fight the enemy you were born to destroy, and win a new future for our children.
I choose to fight! —Urdnot Bakara (via katerynthegrand)
I love the person I’ve become, because I fought to become her. —Kaci Diane  (via natural-magics)

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#out if loyalty;


RP partners talking about going back to school and I’m over here like..


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i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"
"Don't tempt me"
"I hate you"
"You are infuriating"
"Just shut up already"
"That doesn't even make sense"
"Bite me"
"Eat me"
"Kiss my ass"
"Just admit i'm right"
"Just admit you're wrong"
"You are being ridiculous"
"That's irrational"
"Listen to me"
"That's not what I meant and you know it"
"Don't yell at me"
"That's it. End of discussion"
"I don't believe you"
"Don't look at me like that"
"What's with that look?"
"Go away"
"Don't talk to me"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"You're such a loud mouth"
"You shouldn't have said that"
"Fuck you"
"Step on a lego"
"Get bent"
"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"
"It isn't up for debate"
"Don't question my orders"
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"
"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"
"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"
"That's mine"
"Give it back"
"Don't touch my stuff"
"That's not yours"
"Just leave already"
"The door is over there"
"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"
"I have my orders"
"You have your orders"
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starsandscimitars: ✜❖❞ 

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

Taller than her height. Straight backed and proud, with her shoulders thrown back and her chin high. She’s quite short for a dwarf, but her proud and confident posture allows her  to hold her own.

❖ describe their hands

She’s never had soft hands. This really isn’t unusual for a dwarrowdam, however. Even noble ladies take up a craft—the creative drive in all dwarves is too strong to ignore. 

Dis’ hands are rough with callouses. Her palms are scarred from leather work, and the finger tips are often stained and discolored with dye. Her nails never extend past the tip of her fingers, though she keeps them as neat as she might. 

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

"Maybe I’m not so good as I seem to you. I have a bad heart; I will have my own way."  

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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