ESFP: Can I smoke this?
ISTP: No, I’m not a serial killer.
INTJ: Are you wrong or am I right?
ESTJ: Doing nothing out of the ordinary since the beginning of time
ESTP: Hold my beer…
ISFJ: I’m sorry, eh?
ISTJ: Bureaucracies give me hard-ons
ENTJ: No, you don’t understand, I really am a Nigerian Prince!
ENTP: It’s only game. Why you heff to be mad?
ISFP: Can I smoke this while listening to Drake?
INFP: Why is nobody interested in the special snowflake things I’m interested in? :(
ESFJ: muh feelings, muh social norms
ENFP: holds up spork
INTP: Where are my underpants?
ENFJ: muh feelings, muh humanistic values
INFJ: whimpers quietly
you seem to have me confused
with a weaker breed of woman.
lift your jaw up off the floor
and listen carefully
when i tell you
this is how i want to be pleased.
don’t be hurt if i laugh at you
when you try that knight in shining armour
bullshit with me.
RP partners talking about going back to school and I’m over here like..
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?
Taller than her height. Straight backed and proud, with her shoulders thrown back and her chin high. She’s quite short for a dwarf, but her proud and confident posture allows her to hold her own.
❖ describe their hands
She’s never had soft hands. This really isn’t unusual for a dwarrowdam, however. Even noble ladies take up a craft—the creative drive in all dwarves is too strong to ignore.
Dis’ hands are rough with callouses. Her palms are scarred from leather work, and the finger tips are often stained and discolored with dye. Her nails never extend past the tip of her fingers, though she keeps them as neat as she might.
❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying
"Maybe I’m not so good as I seem to you. I have a bad heart; I will have my own way."
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov